Bush Dining With Porn Star Mary Carey

[Jon8503]

Chatsworth, CA (PRWEB) March 10, 2006 -- Adult film starlet and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey is scheduled to attend the prestigious United to Victory dinner with President George W. Bush in Washington D.C on March 15th - 16th.

In addition, due to Carey's efforts in starting Mary Carey Productions, Inc. in 2005, Carey will receive the 2005 California Businesswoman of the Year award.

"I'm always excited to learn more about what's going on in our nation's capital, since most people in the porn industry think an Iraqi pullout is a form of safe sex," quipped Carey. "Since I'm seriously considering running for governor of California again, I'm going to need a lot of support from Republican lawmakers nationwide - however I can get it."

At the invitation of the Nation Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC), Mary Carey will meet and interact with key Congressional leaders and Administration officials to discuss advancing powerful pro-business, pro-family agendas and meeting positive legislative goals. She will join Karl Rove, senior advisor to the President, for lunch on Wednesday the 15th, and President Bush for dinner on Thursday the 16th.

"I'm really excited to be going back to Washington D.C. to see the president again," said Carey. "Everyone thinks that politicians are stuffy, but we all had a great time last year, and I had fun signing a lot of autographs. Wait till they see that I have lost 20 pounds since the last time they saw me. Watch out Mr. President!"

Carey made national headlines in June of 2005, when she attended a similar dinner with President George W. Bush, also at the invitation of the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC).

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/3/prweb357092.htm

[Deja Q]

1. All the born-agains Christians I know of despise porn, for it is a big sin

:shrug:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

2. This is for the "Porn Again" Christians. n/t

On edit. I want to copyright the phrase "Porn Again Christians."

It's too ironic.

[msongs]

9. can't cpoyright it - have to trademark it for business use :-) nt

[Little Star]

44. Great Bumper Sticker n/t

[C_U_L8R]

4. so they say...

perhaps they protest too much

[central scrutinizer]

51. No, these pronographers are approved

because they brag that they never ever use condoms, which is right up the fundies anti-birth-control-of-any-type alley.

[rman]

54. They will probably never know about this lunch

It will probably not be mentioned on the local religious radio stations, nor will they be told about it when they attend service in the local mega church.

[Wetzelbill]

3. it's all about family values

:)

[Kurovski]

73. Or "hot mamas" at the very least.

[Wetzelbill]

77. or former presidential candidates

some people around here have fantasies about. :)

[Kurovski]

78. It's a permanent, deep and lasting relationship,

you impertinent destroyer of my frail psyche!

Just SEE if you get invited to our next Halloween party...and your little dog, too. You can just forget it. :-)

[Wetzelbill]

82. family values

it's just like the circle of life, you know? Chimp and Pickles, Scarlett and myself, Howard and you. Love is a many splendored thing.

The deaths of innocent dogs notwithstanding. :)

[Kurovski]

83. That's beautiful, I'm overjoyed that we have come to a deranged agreement.

You're back on the Halloween guest list. (Btw, Howard's coming as Shaft!) Won't that be fun?

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

5. It doesn't matter where you eat, as long as you e- oh never mind.

[Vinnie From Indy]

6. I hope Bush tells her that she is doing a "heckuva" job!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

7. Will she wear a blue dress?

[Kurovski]

28. ...or that she's doing a "heckuva" job on his brownie.

[Poiuyt]

8. Boy, can you imagine what would have happened if she had dinner with

Clinton?

[justgamma]

10. Leno made a joke about

Clinton and hookers the other night.

I'm still waiting for the jokes about the male prostitute and the porn star who this WH just loves.

[Ilsa]

48. I just sent them an email suggesting they bring back

Mary Carey for an interview, and I linked the news story above and copied it to them. I hope they put her on every night before and after her trip and luncheon and dinner.

[Kurovski]

75. If Clinton did it there'd be a Carpel Tunnel epidemic

from all the finger-wagging.

[davidinalameda]

11. a porno star talking about a pro-family agenda

does anyone else see the irony in this?

[Minnesota_Lib]

12. Remember Mary on the Daily Show? (video link)

Just in case you missed it, here is Mary talking about being a Republican on the Daily Show...and passing gas. Warning: this is hilarious!

http://media.putfile.com/Mary19

[ornotna]

19. Thanks for that

it was hilarious. :rofl:

[peekaloo]

41. lol...a Colbert exclusive

:rofl:

[maveric]

64. She appears to be high or brain damaged.

Please tell me that this is satire.

[opiate69]

13. She lost 20 pounds?

What did she do, get a nipple removed?

[jwirr]

14. You're getting pretty hard up if you have to resort to eating

with a porn pal in order to raise your poll ratings.

[Cocoa]

15. Mary Carey is a valuable ally in the war on terror

[zulchzulu]

16. Skanky Ho's For Chimpy

This is great. A porn star praising the Chimp. A gang-banging slut who does a penis in every hole wants to be on stage with the Chimp. You just couldn't write this shit...

[Viva_La_Revolution]

32. butt, butt, she said she doesn't do anal!

hee hee! I made a funny! :)

[Kurovski]

36. I'm going to deeply analyze this comment of yours.

I think you've been hanging out with a backward crowd at DU
;-)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

38. you should know!

:P

[Kurovski]

57. Indeed.

:evilgrin: :loveya:

[PVK]

17. She thinks they will get excited about her weight loss?

What an idiot. Really. Do they get any dumber or self-absorbed than this skanky bitch?

[davidinalameda]

23. two words

Paris Hilton

[Kurovski]

30. But in her defense, Mary works harder in her video appearances.

[Drewskie]

18. wow thought this might have been a joke til I did some research...

B-)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

20. K&R. This story deserves play!

[Sparkly]

21. Oh pleeeease Mary, pleeeeeeeeease give him a blowjob!!! nt

[Kurovski]

22. ...and for extra measure, toss in a Gaylord Perry.

Thanks, Mare...

[Kurovski]

25. Mary could get pointers on George's favorite moves

from Jeff Gannon...or maybe a doorknob.

[tyedyeto]

24. "Porn star visits White House"

should have been a headline banner for her last visit.

But since it wasn't, she'll keep on going until the batteries wear out.

[bumblebee1]

26. Bush having dinner with a porn star?

What does Condi think of this? Hmmmm

[upi402]

27. Republicans get right to it. No intern bullshit.

:hide:

[Swamp Rat]

29. That's what I was thinking

"... and by the way Condi, send up a couple of males prostitutes."

[Kurovski]

31. That cracks me up every time...

:rofl: "let me touch it!" :rofl:

It's a masterpiece right down to the tinted man-titties.

[upi402]

33. nice touch, that

"let me touch it"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
subtle, yet very twisted.

[Kurovski]

35. And notice the awed expression of president numbskull

in the image below Jeffy's left armpit. :D

[Kurovski]

84. Even the "i" in "Valentine"

is a phallus abutting George W Bush's engorged lower lip! :D

Swamp Rat is brilliant. That's a fact.

[Raydawg1234]

34. Saw her perform at a local strip club a couple months ago........

how does she find time for this political stuff? Is this a joke?

[TorchTheWitch]

37. It's all about the money

It always makes me laugh that anyone thinks these things are EVER about anything other then the money. No, it's not a joke... it's an utterly brilliant business manuever. Mary is laughing all the way to the bank.

How does she have time for this "political stuff"? WHAT political stuff? There is absolutely nothing whatsoever about what she is doing that has a thing to do with politics.

[Raydawg1234]

72. I didn't even think she was that hot......too tall and not natural looking

[TorchTheWitch]

81. She isn't very hot

at all... especially in comparison to other women in the biz who aren't nearly as successful. The most expensive whore nas nothing more between her legs then the cheapest... it's what's between her ears. In other words, the only difference between a $200 whore and a $50,000 whore is that one of them is smart.

[0007]

39. Big business

[blondeatlast]

40. She's a real riot: "...porn stars think and Iraqi pullout is ...safe sex."

Tell that to a soldier at the front, ahem, "lady."

:puke:

BTW, this is a dupe--there were 2 threads yesterday one in GDP, one in the Lounge.

[leftchick]

42. Video of Skanky Mary on The Daily Show

from last year. She appears to have the IQ of a rock. OMG she is disgusting....


http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/06/23.html

[Toots]

43. Is this a $25000 dinner or did it cost her even more?

They will sell anything to highest bidder even the security of the USA.

[onenote]

47. actually its only a $5OOO dinner (for two)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=2511034&mesg_id=2511217

[mattclearing]

45. Good for him.

Maybe it will enliven his and Laura's sex life.

The way I figure it, the more time the Bushes spend between the sheets, the less damage they can do to America.

[cascadiance]

46. She wants to solidify her position as a W as well!

She wants to be an expensive whore like the rest of those Rethugs are in Washington that is, instead of the cheap one that she's been!

(no disrespect meant towards the legitimate "working" women out there! Whore is being used more as a description of these people's sociopathic and megalomaniacal mindset than their actual profession!)

[Beelzebud]

49. I don't care. Let the fundies worry about it.

I have real stuff to worry about like a fascist regime that ignores the constitution.

[jdadd]

50. Yep....

They'l F--k ya right out in the open...:rofl:

[rman]

52. Good old republican family values

And wasn't it Scalia who said sexual orgies are good for "relieving tension"?

In the mean time they want the rest of us to practice abstinence.

Welcome to wonderland.

[warrens]

53. however I can get it."

Sorry, Sweetie. You gotta be under 10 years old to appeal to Rethugs.

[Rob H.]

55. Lowbrow alternate headline:

Meeting of the Mammaries: Porn Star with Big Boobs to Dine with Biggest Boob in the Nation

Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.... :evilgrin:

[timber84]

56. Kick this DU!!!!

This is HUGH!!!1!!!

[timber84]

58. Come on DU !!!!!

:kick:

This needs to make it to the front page!!!

[timber84]

59. I'm going to kick

till my fingers fall off

[QuettaKid]

60. let me help you with that kicking. nt.

.

[timber84]

61. Thank you!

[Ganja Ninja]

62. Here's a link to the interview Stephen Colbert did with her ...

when she first joined the GOP. Half way through it she leans over and lets a big ol' fart. Real Republican class!
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/videos/stephen_colbert/index.jhtml?start=1
Click on the link for "Popping the big tent"
:rofl:

[timber84]

63. Saw it friggin hysterical!!!!

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

65. the more I think about it, the more I think Mary is an infilthtrator,

working to undermine the Republican Party.

[0007]

67. Mary is definitely an infielder.

[timber84]

66. KICK

AGAIN

[timber84]

68. KICK

AGAIN AND AGAIN

[WI_DEM]

69. Bo Derick, star of several soft porn films also big Bush supporter

and the Christian Right seems fine with it.

[Radio_Guy]

70. So who will they be eating

...er, I meant what will they be eating?

:crazy:

[QuettaKid]

71. Kick for lurking freeps.

.

[Kurovski]

74. Hopefully they'll be "eating their own."

There are Fundies galore who will not care for this a whit...if they only knew.

Edit: however, I think many freepers will get off on it. You should see some of the pornographic guerrilla assaults on DU made in the wee hours by the Rimjob crew.

[Jara sang]

76. She is the epitome of haute society

[DaveColorado]

80. Republicans

It's money first, fundamentalism second.

[Kurovski]

79. I'm curious. To our FR investigators...

are they discussing this at FR?

[Tight_rope]

85. This bitch can't sing....she's just a good screamer.