Divinely Inspired by the Hairy Thunderer God, I hereby issue a FATWAH...

[TygrBright]

...against the following:

1. Precious Moments Figurines (display ANYWHERE, for ANY reason, punishable by instant stoning, no appeal.)

2. Hummels (Figurines confiscated and dropped off a 20-story building, followed by the sinner who displayed them.)

3. Lladro of any variety (Figurines ground into fine powder and fed to the owner.)

(Hey, I figure it's open season, right....? -----> http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2205446)

contumaciously,
Bright

[eleny]

1. Gazing into my crystal ball...

I see you having a bright future in - The Lounge!

[darkmaestro019]

2. May I ask you to intercede for me with the Thunder God

and beg His indulgence in adding anything by Thomas Kinkade to that list?

[aquart]

3. Is there a Bald or Well-Groomed Thunderer God?

I want to keep my religious options open.