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For those of us old enough to remember, and even for those who don't, here's another updated version that will (hopefully) keep you going until that blessed day arrives. Thank you David Seville, wherever you are.
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(all right you Felons! Ready to sing your song? -I'll say we are! -Yeah! -Let's sing it now! Okay, Scooter? -Okay! Okay, Karl? -Okay! Okay, Georgie? Georgie? Georgie! -OKAY!!!)
Fitzmas, Fitzmas time is near Time for lies and time for fear We've been bad, but we can't last Hurry Fitzmas, hurry fast Want a cell mate big and cute Me, I want a prison suit We can hardly stand the wait Please Fitztmas, don't be late.
(Okay fellas get ready. That was very good, Scooter. -Naturally. Very good Karl. -Ahhh. Ah, George, you were a little drunk, watch it. Ah, George. George. George! -OKAY.)
Want a guy to take the rap I want Condi on my lap We can hardly stand the wait Please Fitztmas, don't be late. We can hardly stand the wait Please Fitzmas, don't be late.
(Very good, boys -Lets sing it again! Yeah, lets sing it again! No, That's enough, lets not overdo it -What do you mean overdo it? -We want to sing it again! Now wait a minute, boys -Why can't we sing it again? - Scooter, cut that out..Karl, just a minute. George will you cut that out? Boys...)
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