Dead Eye Dick falls asleep during Hu's press conference.

[tallahasseedem]

Could we have possibly offended Hu any more?



The NY Times today reported that Chinese officials were outraged over the White House accrediting a reporter who screamed at Mr. Hu from the stands, and mistakenly referring to China by the name of its archrival Taiwan. Adding insult to injury, here’s a picture of Vice President Dick Cheney sleeping during Mr. Hu’s press conference.

[Faygo Kid]

1. Did this really happen?!?

Or are you pulling my leg (ouch).

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. I would not put it past Cheney.

[tallahasseedem]

6. Unfortunately for all humanity, it did.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/04/21/vice-president-cheney-sle_n_19564.html

[nevergiveup]

10. He is dreaming

about quail hunting with Mr. Hu.

[Texasgal]

2. What a fucking asshole!

WAKE UP RIGHTY'S!! This is what YOU AND I ARE PAYING FOR!!! :mad:

[KittyWampus]

14. Remember when he dressed in a parka at a Holocaust Memorial Service?

[HereSince1628]

29. He wasn't asleep his Energizer ran out a juice it's not his fault.

It was that damned bunny!

[Up2Late]

4. Maybe they just "powered him down" to save his batteries?

I think that the chair he sits in when the plug him into the battery charger.

[BrklynLiberal]

18. ROTFLMAO! Good one!

:rofl:

[KeepItReal]

25. Is he in "Hibernate" or "Standby"??

:boring:

[dogday]

26. Hibernation for sure --look!!!!

[KeepItReal]

28. Hee hee!

:rofl:

[TheCowsCameHome]

36. He should get a Die-Hard.

[dogday]

5. Rip Van Cheney---- See Below:

[Glenda]

12. LMAO!

:rofl:

That's hilarious!

[dogday]

21. He has been sleeping for six years

this is the true dick, the other is a clone....hahahahahah :rofl:

[karlrschneider]

7. Hey, let him sleep...he does way less damage that way.

:eyes:

[jimshoes]

8. He's just doing the

Lee Raymond chin expander exercise. It's hard werk.

[graywarrior]

9. He's only awake when he shoots friends IN THEIR FACES

[yorkiemommie1]

11. at least there's no sneer on his face when he's asleep

otoh, we can't see that side of his face, can we?

[Mr_Spock]

13. He's an old man

lol

Actually I don't care about China's leader, but that's a different issue...

[Botany]

15. Everybody Sing ....

Golden Slumbers
(John Lennon, Paul McCartney)
Lead Vocal: Paul McCartney

Once there was a way to get back homeward
Once there was a way to get back home
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
And I will sing a lullabye

Golden slumbers fill your eyes
Smiles awake you when you rise
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
And I will sing a lullabye

Once there was a way to get back homeward
Once there was a way to get back home
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
And I will sing a lullabye


BTW that is a cane by him too

[Canuckistanian]

16. Just snoozing off a couple of belts of Wild Turkey

He never makes an important decision without them..

[Eurobabe]

17. This man is ill and unfit to be VP

Remove him now. Do us all a favor.

[BrklynLiberal]

19. Better to leave him there. Let eveyone see what they voted for

and what is really running this country.
I want him there until the very last second of this administration.

[cliss]

20. Awwww....you guys are too hard on him....

Have a heart. Remember, old Crack-shot Cheney has had a hard week. His bestest buddy is under relentless attack. They're like Pit Bulls I tell ya!!! Grab a hold of Don's leg and they never let go!!! What's a PNAC:er to do?

Why, everything's just going to hell this week. All of Bush's underlings are getting the boot. Karl Rove has been moved closer to the 'Exit' sign. People are just too damn demanding, that's all.

What's a guy to do? It's tough being a babysitter for all you folks out there.

[Pryderi]

22. So if Cheney is Sleepy, that makes * Dopey, right?

[hootinholler]

23. "Could we have possibly offended Hu any more?"

Well, nobody puked on him yet.

Just sayin,
-Hoot

[TheCowsCameHome]

24. Is this the rough draft of his future obit notice?

Nice pic.

[LibertyorDeath]

27. LMAO!

:toast:

[guinivere]

30. Give him beer and a gun and I'll bet he would perk right up.

Between Sleepy here and * yanking on Hu I would say the US is the laughingstock of the world.

[cassiepriam]

31. Sleeping or passed out? Was there any alcohol at lunch,

like when he shot his friend?

[Pryderi]

32. Is it me, or does he look like Nikita Kruschev?

[Pachamama]

37. It's not just you...I thought the exact same thing....

Just two old fat guys who want to start a nuclear war.... :nuke:

[A Simple Game]

39. Why do you dishonor Nikita Kruschev?

Nikita Kruschev only wanted to destroy half of the world.

Cheney is helping to destroy the whole world.

[jazzjunkysue]

33. Ok: Who's turn was it to man the pacemaker remote? (ZAP!) All better.

:rofl:

[TheCowsCameHome]

34. "Oh shit, the lid to the coffin popped open"

[republicansarewhores]

35. CHENEY SAYS HE WAS NOT SLEEPING DURING HU'S VISIT

He wasn't drunk when he shot Harry Whittington in the face either...

RAW

[TorchTheWitch]

38. Oh for god's sake!

For crying out loud it's beginning to appear that they did every single thing they could possibly think of to be utterly unprofessional and grossly rude. Wouldn't surprise me at all that when Hu's ride to the airport to take him back to China left they all stuck their bare asses out the Whitehouse windows and mooned him.

[symbolman]

40. This is what you get when the rulers are on AMBIEN

Sleep Governing.. all those stories about people waking up to find new Honda cars in their garage they don't remember buying, eating in bed, complaining that food is missing later, all while on Ambien..

BTW,I think it was about three years ago that Powell made the offhand remark that EVERYONE in DC and the White House was using AMBIEN..

Scary, huh?

Think they can build the coffin around him or give him the Gilbert Grape's Mom treatment?