Here's mine:
* WHY DID NOBODY CARE ABOUT CLINTON'S RESPONSE TO HURRICANE ANDREW?1!1111?1!
Here's an excerpt from an actual letter written to the Chicago Tribune:
"Where was the media in all of this tragedy? Where were the recurring and staged pictures of the crying people yelling for help? Where was the mayor of Homestead accusing the President of racial and social bigotry because it was the political thing to do? I don't recall the press ever interviewing the mayor of Homestead. Where did all the people go? Scattered to the four winds like half the population of New Orleans? Hardly. Just "google" Homestead to see what happened to that city. Why didn't the press indict the President for incompetence immediately before Andrew hit? OK, then. How about immediately afterward? Could it be that the President was that media darling, the do-nothing right, the do-nothing at all, Mr. Clinton? It took Clinton until the following year to upgrade Federal Emergency Management Agency to a cabinet level position."
Well, this certainly proves that Clinton was an incompetent President who... oh wait, Clinton didn't become President until 5 months after the hurricane hit.
http://aliasdictus.blogspot.com/2006/09/people-like-this-idiot-are-actually.html