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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 07:42 PM
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I believe marriage is between 1 man, 1 woman, her friend Helen from law school, & his new camcorder
What the hell is this post doing in GD? This is entirely inappropriate!
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 07:43 PM
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1. Wait wait! Before you lock this, I want to post the relevant Bible verses!
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 07:44 PM
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2. Are you referring to my thread? n/t
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 07:46 PM
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3. I think "riffing" is appropriate participle here.
I'm certainly not referring to the content of anything you said.
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 07:47 PM
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4. Oh, OK, just pointing out some Christian hypocrisy...
A DU member actually used this argument in one of my threads(Polls) in GD:P and so I felt compelled to start a thread about it.
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mikehiggins Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 07:50 PM
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5. Maybeso, but I'd like to see the video tape before making up my mind. n/t
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 07:54 PM
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6. sounds like one of my fave pron flicks!
:headbang: found it in the 4.99 bin!
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d_b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 07:56 PM
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7. thread is useless without video.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 07:56 PM
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8. Paris Hilton got married?
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 07:59 PM
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9. Right, Paris Hilton has a friend in law school
She might be putting a few of her lawyer's kids through law school, but I'm pretty sure that she and graduate students socialize on a strictly need-to-know basis.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:09 PM
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10. Her new BFF might be.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:10 PM
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11. Why do you hate sound guys? n/t
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:23 PM
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12. "It takes three to make a marriage;
a man, a woman, and Jesus." I have been told this by more than one clergyman. Christian menage a trois, I guess.
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:26 PM
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13. Would this marriage involve a lot of wood, leather straps, and nails?
Ooooh, I know someone is going to, ahem, nail me for this one. :evilgrin:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:29 PM
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14. As the Virgin Mary used to say... "Jesus! Quit biting your nails!"
That is a terrible joke. Shame on you, Bucky.
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:33 PM
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16. The really question is, did Mary Magdelene yell: "Nail me! Oh Jesus!"
Oh damn, I think my joke is worse than yours.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:37 PM
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17. Besides, Jesus was a virgin. It ran in the family.
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:41 PM
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19. So....when he finally got nailed, did he lose his virginity? n/t
Edited on Sat Dec-20-08 08:41 PM by Solon
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:31 PM
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15. I don't get it, is Helen a man or woman?
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-08 08:39 PM
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18. Duh... THAT's why they need the camcorder
The problem with you, mister, is that you spend entirely too much time having a social life and not enough time looking and naughty pictures on the internet.
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