Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy

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Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran'

WASHINGTON, DC—Almost a year after the cessation of major combat and a month after the nation's first free democratic elections, President Bush unveiled the coalition forces' strategy for exiting Iraq.

"I'm pleased to announce that the Department of Defense and I have formulated a plan for a speedy withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq," Bush announced Monday morning. "We'll just go through Iran."

Bush said the U.S. Army, which deposed Iran's longtime enemy Saddam Hussein, should be welcomed with open arms by the Islamic-fundamentalist state.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bush_announces_iraq_exit_strategy

If only.....

[RaleighNCDUer]

1. The Onion really disappointed me here --

I broke that story 3 years ago. I thought they were more on top of things.

ON EDIT - I am relieved to realize that this is a reprint of a 2 yr old story, so my apologies to the Onion.