What's the deal with Mitch McConnell's face?

[Brazenly Liberal]

Poll question: What's the deal with Mitch McConnell's face?

His chin moves. His lower lip moves. That's it. Everything else is stiff and unmoving.

[tularetom]

1. He has no chin and no lips

So how can they move?

[MNDemNY]

2. He is dead, has been for about 2 years....

nothing but a "Meat Puppet".

[SmileyRose]

3. policy not person

I don't care if he's the nicest guy in the human race. His policy beliefs are all wrong.

[rateyes]

4. He's chased after one too many parked cars. nt

[Lex]

5. zombie!

[Ediacara]

6. He's a plastic Steve Forbes doll that someone allowed to melt slightly

[liberal N proud]

7. GOP inbreeding

[Arugula Latte]

8. He's getting goosed from behind. That's why he has that perpetual pop-eye look of surprise.

[Hubert Flottz]

9. His mother had relations with a hoot owl.

Edit...a not so wise hoot owl it seems.

[DCKit]

10. He looked at the portrait and all the corruption is coming out on his face. n/t