Karl Rove: White Man Ambassador to Black Culture

[alcibiades_mystery]

Note to MOST over-40 white guys: DO NOT yuck it up pretending to be an MC. In fact, resist the urge to perform any mimetic operation with respect to hip hop culture, period.



Do not try to use the slang. You'll get it wrong and sound like an ignorant jackass.
Do not use the hand gestures. You'll make yourself look like a racist imbecile.
Do not rock the mic.

AND please please please please please, do not at any time attempt to

1) dance
2) groove
3) pop (including any variation of the worm)
4) get up a-get-get-get-down
5) pimp limp
6) hustler stroll

DO NOT, under any circumstances, chicka-chicka nod ya head ta this. And please note, with respect to the Mashed Potato, that, as Ice Cube once noted, that ole shit been played out back in nineteen sixty seven.

It's just racist and embarrassing. Not like 'offensive' racist. Not like separate water fountains racist. Just weird and sad and embarrassing racist, you know? Like your fifty year old white middle class uncle pretending to have a mic in hand and starting out with "My name is Gary and I'm here to say..." and then going into some human beat box routine racist. Gnaw mean? Just clueless and pathetic and thoroughly not cool like dat racist.

You ain't down by law. So just. Fucking. Stop it.

[Annces]

1. They are jealous that anyone else is having fun

They want to own everything, the jackasses.

And what is Colin Mochrie doing there. A sellout.

[liberal N proud]

2. Just think of the money those morons payed to watch the idiot make a total ass of himself

[alcibiades_mystery]

5. It was a Step'n'Fetchit Minstrel Show

For the whole of the Washington establishment.

That such a despicable display would come from a man who has done everything in his power for the last 30 years to disenfranchise African Americans is no surprise. That it should go over as merely a funny sideshow (either positive or negative) for most people is truly disturbing.

A fucking minstrel show. And official Washington chuckles.

"Yessuh. Dese heyah raps gives me a process, sho nuf..."

[izzybeans]

3. get up a-get-get-get down Karl Rove is a joke in your town

or any other damn town for that matter.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. ...

:rofl:

[marmar]

4. I heard that little bit of freestyle this morning....

I could not get to the toilet bowl fast enough.

[Catherine Vincent]

6. How embarrassing.

And I'm not even a white male. :)

[teenagebambam]

8. And can someone tell me....

....what's with the Ben Franklin hairdo?

[unpossibles]

10. they're trying to bring back the good ol' days

of the late 1700's when they could literally own people.

[nealmhughes]

9. No pimp cup, Karl?

Those rich old white men probably think that Jheri Curls never went out of style. . .

[alcibiades_mystery]

12. Uh huh

[plcdude]

11. I'm sorry

but this administration has only a short time left one would think they would be making sacrifices for this war that included not partying and making a fool of yourself publicly. These people have no sense of propriety. People are directly dying everyday based on their policies and they are having fun. This is outrageous.

[3waygeek]

13. Olbermann just ran the tape...

truly sickening :puke: