Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Q&A: Our Threatiest Threat

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (1/22-2007 thru 12/14/2010) Donate to DU
 
Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-11-09 08:41 AM
Original message
Q&A: Our Threatiest Threat
Q: Is the Taliban a threat?
A: Of course. The Taliban is an ongoing threat to our ongoing mission to eliminate the Taliban.
Q: And if we fail to eliminate the Taliban?
A: We cannot fail to eliminate the Taliban, as long as the Taliban continues to provide safe havens and training grounds for the Taliban.
Q: And the Taliban, of course, offers aid and comfort to the ever-dangerous Taliban.
A: Such is the deadly circle of terror.
Q: Is Belgium a threat?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Is Afghanistan a threat?
A: Of course not! We are not at war with the proud and freedom-loving people of Afghanistan. We simply happen to be killing the proud and freedom-loving people of Afghanistan on a regular basis.
Q: But we deeply regret killing them, each and every time we kill them.
A: And each and every time we plan to kill them, and each and every time we're in the middle of killing them, and each and every time we plan to kill them again.
Q: And every time we go to kill them, we of course take every possible precaution we can possible take to avoid killing them, except of course for not actually killing them.
A: In a way, you could say that by killing them so conscientiously, we are actually doing them a favor.
Q: In a way, you could say that our killing them is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for them.
A: In a way, you could say we have a moral responsibility to keep killing them, because if we ever stopped, who knows who might kill them then?
Q: They might be killed by other, non-us people! Or even by nobody at all!
A: And then where would they be!
Q: At the mercy of the Belgian threat.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Could we one day live in a world without threats?
A: No, no - we're not ready for that. It's far too threatening.
Q: We need our threats. They're part of our way of life.
A: But there are those who would take away our threats.
Q: Because they hate our way of life.
A: And they are the greatest threat of all.
Q: Are they in China? Is China a threat?

http://fafblog.blogspot.com/2009/10/q-our-threatiest-threat.html

Belgium! Who knew?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (1/22-2007 thru 12/14/2010) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC