Bristol Palin: Quote of the Day

[lame54]

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2010/01/bristol_palin_q.php

Bristol Palin: Quote of the Day
By Roy Edroso in Featured, The Fabulous Life Monday, Jan. 18 2010 @ 1:41PM

"I'm not going to have sex until I'm married. I can guarantee it."

-- Candie's Foundation Teen Abstinence Ambassador Bristol Palin, to In Touch magazine. Palin, unwed mother of Tripp Palin, works at a doctor's office while attending college. She is 19.

[alsame]

1. "Again", she just forgot the 'again'. LOL. nt

[greenbriar]

2. she means again right?

unless Tripp was conceived by immaculate conception, seems to me she already had sex. Probably many times.

[merh]

3. Correction: I'm not going to have sex again until I am married.

Nah, even that one is hard to believe.

:rofl:

[uppityperson]

4. Jesus! eom

[MineralMan]

5. Yah...fundamentalist girls lie about not having sex,

and fundamentalist boys lie about having sex. Somehow, though...it's a lot of babies being made in fundie teen circles, it seems.

[Sebastian Doyle]

14. And the fundie girls who don't get preggers

...are the ones who only do blowjobs and/or anal....and still claim to be virgins because the vajayjay remains untouched.

[MineralMan]

18. Well, that's probably more detail than I'd post...

[jasi2006]

34. But it is so true....nt

[spanone]

6. the apple doesn't fall far from the stupid tree

[WeDidIt]

7. So how does one become a born again Virgin?

:shrug:

[formercia]

11. A needle and thread.

Repeat as often as necessary.

[dorktv]

30. If True Blood the TV show is to be believed...

die a virgin with a hymen, it regenerates.

[dalaigh lllama]

8. Sort of like "bush kept us safe from terrorists -- except for that one time..."

Republicans seem to excel at clipping unfortunate actions from their memory.

[undeterred]

9. Its called locking the barn door after the horse is gone.

[Catshrink]

10. Doctor's office? How convenient.

but I thought she just formed a corporation as a political consultant. Or was it a PAC? Something like that no doubt to launder money for the Palin money machine.

[salguine]

Was she actually holding the baby while she said it? You couldn't make that up.

[salguine]

12. .

[thereismore]

13. How profoundly irrelevant. nt

[malaise]

15. But can she be a born again virgin?

:rofl:

[99 Percent Sure]

31. Heh. Back in the day, on Montel Williams, they

called themselves "second generation virgins."

:rofl:

Welcome to the 1990s, Bristol.

Bless your heart.

[malaise]

33. LOL

Didn't know that. :D

[Journeyman]

16. According to "Candie's Foundation," we're in the midst of a "teen pregnancy epidemic". . .

a confession of profound ignorance which helps explain why some of these girls have no hope to avoid an unwanted pregnancy. . .

[azmouse]

17. I sure hope so.

The world doesn't need any more Palins.

[rocktivity]

19. Doesn't she mean, "sex AGAIN?"

:evilgrin:
rocktivity

[no_hypocrisy]

20. "Cuz Mom's got the key to my chastity belt."

[rurallib]

26. probably the one time having a small pecker is a good thing.

[southernyankeebelle]

21. Now she truly is her mother. Doesn't know right from wrong. Or does she?

[struggle4progress]

22. Why don't we leave her alone? She didn't put herself into public life: she just got caught

in the spotlight directed on her mother

She's hardly the only young woman to have an unplanned child out-of-wedlock. Instead of idiotic mean-spirited snarking, we really ought to be thinking what we can do to help many other people in her situation who don't share her advantages

[Arkansas Granny]

25. +1

[comrade snarky]

37. Couple of posts down, number 23

That's why.

She and mama got $100,000 for this interview and magazine shoot. She has chosen to put herself out and with that comes criticism. She could have faded out of the limelight and gone home to raise her kid, and if she had I'd agree with you, but no. She is doing magazine interviews for piles of cash and saying monumentally stupid things to a national audience.

It's open season and she has no one to blame but herself.

[Enrique]

23. she and her ma got $100,000 for that interview

http://www.newser.com/story/78411/palins-score-100k-for-tabloid-cover.html

(NEWSER) – Sarah Palin continues to clean up in her post-public-servant life, pulling in $100,000 for her mother-daughter appearance on the cover of In Touch magazine with Bristol and both of their babies, the New York Post says. This on top of her $100,000 speaking fees—including the Tea Party convention she's headlining—and her new Fox deal.

(...)

[damntexdem]

24. Well, what should we expect after a virgin birth?

LOL!

[SidDithers]

27. Sweetie-darling, that horse has already left the barn...nt

Sid

[rurallib]

28. Apparently what she and Levi did wasn't good enough to be called sex

Or what I was told in junior high about toilet seats is true.

[kskiska]

29. But what about her sister Willow?

Sarah Palin's got another Wasilla wild child on her hands - 15-year-old daughter Willow who's running with the "wrong crowd".

Big sister Bristol made headlines with her out-of-wedlock pregnancy, and now Willow has been named as a participant in a teenage booze bash that got out of hand, say sources.

"Willow has been running with the wrong crowd," confides a friend. "They are a popular high school clique known as the Colony Girls, who are well known as hard partiers and are regularly involved in underage drinking and smoking dope."

(snip)

In July 2009, Willow was photographed slamming back a bottle of vodka at a Juneau house party. "Sarah was fuming when that photo of Willow was published," said the friend.

(snip)

Track, meanwhile, has had drug problems in the past, and was addicted to the painkiller OxyContin before shipping off to Iraq.

The former Alaska governor - who ran for vice president on a family values platform - is upset that Willow's wild behavior could cause her embarrassment as she promotes her new gig as Fox News commentator.

"Right now, Sarah's trying to sweep the whole thing under the rug," the source said.

more…
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/sarah_palin_boozy_daughter_willow_wild_parties_levi_bristol/celebrity/67975

[greenbriar]

32. some kind of parenting huh

WOW

[tango-tee]

38. LOL, the rug the Palin family is sweeping things under

must be a foot high by now.

[HughBeaumont]

40. But hey, let's let her run an entire country.

After all, she'd be much better at it than that buncha Kenyan MOoooooslims with the happy and stable family running it NOW!

:sarcasm:, as if it needs to be said.

[Stinky The Clown]

35. Shouldn't Tripp have his father's last name?

[Contrary1]

36. Missing word "again"...

and, yeah; you betcha. :eyes:

[Monk06]

39. "I am not going to bang a hockey player in the back of a pick up truck again, while high. Promise!"

[madokie]

41. My bet is she'll get her some tonight