If your life is shortened because you're sick or homeless or hungry...

[whatchamacallit]

Take heart, at least you don't have to worry about the remote chance of dying from a terror attack in the short time you have left. We're on the case! $$$ :nuke: $$$

Sincerely,

Shit E. Government

[undeterred]

1. Priorities in place.

[asdjrocky]

2. MIC needs his money.

And he needs it now.

[Cleita]

3. The truth sucks, doesn't it? n/t

[FarCenter]

4. There's lots of research to show that a restricted calorie diet increases life span

[whatchamacallit]

5. Yeah I've heard that

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calorie_restriction