Breaking: Bin Laden blasts Umpiring in 2009 Playoffs and World Series

[PCIntern]

A new audiotape has been received which condemns the multiple calls against the Los Angeles Angles and the Philadelphia Phillies in the 2009 Major League Post-season. The tape, allegedly recorded by Bin Laden, states that the "obvious tilt towards the New York Yankees by the officialdom demonstrated a clear propagandistic effort to reward New York for its malfeasance in both the financial worlds and, of course, the effort to clean the air."

Security alerts in Cooperstown, NY, have been raised to Orange. This is of course the basic color of the Houston Astros of the 1970's and thus the connection to George H.W. Bush, who allegedly named the two ships involved at the Bay of Pigs the "Houston" and the "Barbara".

This coincides with the death of noted writer J.D. Salinger, who penned The Catcher in the Rye, widely known to be read extensively by conspiracy Theorists.

[hatrack]

1. In video, Bin Laden urges Americans to contribute to Humane Sociey - "Loves" Sarah McLachlan

:eyes:

[johnfunk]

2. ROTFLMAO

[CBR]

3. Now the Twins are pissed that Bin Laden forgot about the Mauer foul ball call. nt

[L0oniX]

4. Bin Laden endorses Haagen-Dazs

[tom_paine]

5. Well, if one could shovel enough slush money to the Bushie Intelligence Cabal,

maybe they'd have "Bin Laden" say such things.

:rofl: