KFC Launches “Sandwich” That Has Fried Chicken Instead of Bread

[dixiegrrrrl]

I think they really are trying to kill people...:puke:

clip of the sandwich...you tube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB_lJI2tqjU&feature=player_embedded

[Richard D]

1. It's missing . . .

. . . a few sausages.

[roguevalley]

65. BWAHAHAHA! That is so funny!

[Initech]

66. That's what she said.

:evilgrin:

[Critters2]

2. That's an entire day's caloric intake for me...

and that's only one of the ways it's disgusting.

[Recursion]

63. It's got fewer calories than a Big Mac

Just sayin'

[Renew Deal]

3. What's the problem?

I's my God given right to die of a massive heart attack. Read the f'n constitution!

[DeSwiss]

4. I had heart palpitations watching the video!

- But here's my all-time favorite. The Krispey-Whopper!!!!



K&R

[ubbullrun]

68. Just had to restrict my diet

Wife and kids have some allergies and I am somwhere between Obese and Morbidly obese

Been eating alot of whole grains and veggies... While I crave a big mac from time to time this thing makes me sick just looking..

[tango-tee]

71. Aaargh! I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at this picture.

And this particular combination of tastes... might have tried it while I was pregnant, though! With a nice side of fries. Guacamole and strawberry jam.

[Warpy]

5. Wow, a FAT SANDWICH

I fully expect to see butter between two slabs of fatback offered as a sandwich before I shuffle off this mortal coil the way things are going.

[ashling]

8. Great idea!

You've got a winner! the only way to improve on that would be to bread it in Krispy Kremes and deep fry it.

[Warpy]

11. Trust somebody from the south to improve a sure winner

by figuring a way to deep fry it!

[leftstreet]

17. Or the Krispy Kreme Bacon Double Cheeseburger

[rcrush]

6. Pretty soon they will outlaw KFC and I can start selling it on the black market

Does the Pope make the world safer for pedophiles?

[Sebastian Doyle]

25. when my local KFC died, they didn't replace it with a medical weed store

Just a local technology company, unfortunately. :evilfrown:

[rcrush]

27. I just wanna walk down the street singing Buffalo Soldier!

[Sebastian Doyle]

32. Or even Detroit Rock City?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2F5Mi1eCE4

[name not needed]

35. It's like riding a hippity hop!

[NYC_SKP]

34. South Park, Season 14, Episode 3.

I caught this earlier this week.

20 seconds into this clip.

A world where pot is available but KFC is sold in alleys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyG8k_e1yMg

CAUTION: First bit is a little gross (someone's dad has a testicular condition).

:P

[Contrary1]

40. "Are you Teabag?"

:rofl:

[Wapsie B]

7. You mean it's not got the meat sandwiched in between two glazed donuts?

This too healthy!

:cry:

[sarge43]

9. No bacon and Velveta?

[subterranean]

10. I was going to say "Where's the bacon?"...

but it does indeed have two pieces of bacon in it!

[sarge43]

30. Well then, KFC could probably sell it to the Pentagon as a WMD.

"That'd kill the oldest man alive", Dad (RIP)

[Robb]

12. (tears up)

God bless you, Colonel. :patriot:

[dixiegrrrrl]

13. I never thought of celiac disease as a blessing.

But since flour is often involved in fried fat stuff, my temptations are very much lessened.
Between no wheat and no HFCS, junk food options are pretty limited.
.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

14. Move over deep fried Twinkies and deep fried mac & cheese...

OK, I love fried chicken and now it's ruined for me! How can I look at another piece without thinking of this???

:puke:

[Me.]

15. Is It Compostable?

[Canuckistanian]

28. Eventually. n/t

[Me.]

44. Some Woman Kept A McD In A Cupbpard For A Month With No Change

Wonder how long this would last?

[jmowreader]

56. About fifteen minutes in my house

I would SO fucking eat that!

[sarge43]

31. About the same time the Sun goes nova. n/t

[Me.]

43. That's Whay I'm Betting Too

[troubledamerican]

16. Human Snackrifice

[MilesColtrane]

18. It comes with Colonel Sauce.

I do not want to see how that is prepared.

[DemoTex]

19. I saw two guys at Tommy's Ham House this morning ..

They looked like brothers. They were there with their wives. One guy had a plate of what looked like about four scrambled eggs, pancakes, and grits with a large side plate of country ham and about eight strips of bacon. The other guy had a plate of eggs and hash browns, pancakes, and four orders (16 strips) of bacon. They cleaned their plates. It was fascinating!

Funny thing was, neither was fat. But they were big.

[Skittles]

73. sheduling DemoTex for ass-kicking

entertaining himself by watching big brother fucks eat buttloads of bacon - it's EGREGIOUS

[charlie]

20. And they went to all that trouble dropping "Fried" from their name

So much grease you won't have to order a drink. Just don't call it "fried."

Actually, there isn't a huge difference between this thing and chicken cordon bleu.

[enuegii]

23. Or Chicken Kiev, for that matter.

Attach the words "southern" and/or "fried", though, and it's as if Satan himself squatted down and grunted it out.

[Hippo_Tron]

29. The difference is that the taste of chicken cordon bleu is worth the calories (on occasion)

[Poll_Blind]

21. My god- that's to EAT? I...I thougt they were selling those for "passive companionship".

I think I'll stick to using them for passive companionship- my cardiologist says I'll live longer if I do.

PB

[madmom]

22. I think it's disgusting the way some of these places are making new choices by

throwing everything into a heap and calling it a "bowl". Why don't they just call it slop, it looks like something you find in a pig trough.

[jmowreader]

58. Very good. The "bowls" are fucking disgusting...

and KFC is one of the major malefactors in the "bowls" market.

[Sebastian Doyle]

24. Too bad they didn't have this a few years ago when I was on the Atkins diet.

Actually, that whole "lo-carb" thing was so trendy for a while, I'm surprised they didn't do it then.

[MineralMan]

26. It's sure nothing I'd eat.

[Yavin4]

33. Patton Oswalt's Take On This Sandwich

Hysterical!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8S83GLrkaY

[sarge43]

36. Called it. "It's a hot leaking mess inside crinkly metal." n/t

[dixiegrrrrl]

61. Bless you.

I ended up listening to Oswald's Birth Control, and A Stupid Heckler vid on that page.

He is awesome.

[eppur_se_muova]

37. Meh. Could be worse.

We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger.

[MilesColtrane]

42. My God!!

That burger's what Billy Holliday was singing about!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Morning_Heartache

[comrade snarky]

38. That will go well with a nice fried soda

Not a joke.

http://inventorspot.com/fried_soda

[Nailzberg]

39. God Bless America

[KittyWampus]

60. Banana on a Segway!

[Arkana]

41. Thank god we just got a health care bill passed.

[SoCalDem]

45. What's for dessert?

Deep-fried lard nuggets, drizzled with honey & sprinkled with powdered sugar?:rofl:

[charlie]

50. Make mine a combo

Gimme a Cheez Whiz shake to go with that.

[iamthebandfanman]

46. being from kentucky i always felt the need to support KFC

but after researching their animal handling practices... i never eat there anymore.

dont eat tyson chicken either.

sucks.
lol.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

47. Here's an even more disgusting video about the sandwich

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrCP4j-mXAg&feature=fvw

[nadinbrzezinski]

48. Ok let's break this down

hedonics...

I am sure it has a good "mouth feel" due to the fat

Probably some texture

Salt, fat and sugar.

So no, they are not trying to kill you, they are trying to get you ADDICTED. And given how fat can be as bad as cocaine...

by the way, I am also sure this is market test

[charlie]

49. Market testing is over

Rollout is April 12.

[SoCalDem]

51. "Roll-out" is an appropriate term...

roll out the barrels of fryer-grease..

[nadinbrzezinski]

52. Oh the super dooper combo will be fun

at least 2500 calories with the large fries and large sugary soda.

Oy.

[Rex]

55. True, they don't want to kill you, not quickly at least.

Like cocaine...just enough to keep you coming back, but in a few years your heart will be asking for a refund imo.

[Taverner]

53. Funny, out here their baked chicken is more popular than the fried stuff

[Regret My New Name]

54. I thought that's been out for awhile?

I don't think they are trying to kill people... They are just taking part in some assisted suicide. Then again, what's the difference between eating that sandwich and three pieces of fried chicken?

[jmowreader]

57. I have a serious question for which I'd like a serious answer

What the hell is the difference between a chicken cordon bleu (chicken, ham and Swiss, deep fried and sold in our finest restaurants) and a Double Down, except you don't need to wear a tie to eat a Double Down?

[SidDithers]

59. When I make cordon bleu, I use very thin chicken cutlets...

and pan fry them in a very minimal amount of extra virgin olive oil.

Is that any healthier than big honkin' breasts deep fryed in beef tallow?

:shrug:

Edit: sorry, was McDonalds that used (past tense) beef tallow. KFC now uses trans-fat free soybean oil in their fryers. But I still think pan frying and deep frying are the difference between a good chicken cordon bleu and the yummy but killer food produced by KFC.

Sid

[Recursion]

62. Tallow would be much, much healthier to fry in

They'll be frying it in hydrogenated vegetable oil. Still, it's probably better for you than a big bleached flour bun.

[jmowreader]

64. But not everyone makes cordon bleu that way!

Admittedly, very few cordon bleu makers would start with two whole breasts, but I've eaten a lot of cordon bleu and almost all of it was deep-fried.

[Initech]

67. I know it's wrong but I so badly want to try one of those!

[CakeGrrl]

72. Yeah, I'd try it ONCE

...and make sure I ate sanely and worked out like hell all that week to compensate!

[flvegan]

69. Stupid Americans eat garbage. Film at 11.

:shrug:

[Lorien]

70. A whole days supply of calories with none of the nutrients

Big Pharma says YES!

[Turborama]

74. And for dessert...

[Rage Inc.]

75. Cue Lee Greenwood:

And I'm proud to be an American/Where at least I know I'm fat...