Just Because You're White, It Doesn't Mean That You Have to Be A Teabagger

[MrScorpio]

Just because you don't believe in running up the national debt, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.

Just because you're not college educated, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.

Just because you're unsure about the future of America, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.

Just because you drive a pickup truck, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.

Just because you're from down south or from Utah, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.

Just because you respect the military, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.

Just because you want to take care of your family, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.

Just because you own guns and love to hunt, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.

You can be all of these things or none of them and still, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.


But, if you're racist, paranoid, violent, easily led by the likes of Rush Limbaugh, Fox News and Glenn Beck, for the life of you can't tell the difference between "socialist", "communist" or "nazi" even if you had a shotgun shoved up your ass, never ever realized that you're being played for suckers by the likes of Big Pharma and the medical insurance industry, afraid that phantom ATF agents are coming to take your guns away and toss you in a phantom FEMA camp, unable to read a Hawaiian birth certificate, unsympathetic to the basic needs of your fellow Americans, greedy even though you have very little assets, for some God forsaken reason believe that the country needs to be taken back from a popularly elected black president and are so fucking stupid that it would surprise a neuro-physician how you can walk and talk at all despite the lack of a sufficient amount of functioning neurons to run your nervous system:

Guess what...

You're a teabagger.

You might as well dig a hole in the ground that's one and one half feet wide and two feet deep, stick your head into it until you're neck deep and have someone bury it.

Believe, you me... You'll be doing the world a big favor.

[Tunkamerica]

1. you might be a teabagger if...

jeff foxworthy's new bit

[SeattleGirl]

2. Amen, brother!

Amen!

[vanboggie]

3. K&R for excellence!

Perfect description...and solution, Mr.Scorpio. :applause:

[XOKCowboy]

4. Happy to kick, recommend and bookmark this post!

Now to spread it around and piss off many of my neocon friends as possible. Thanks!

[mindwalker_i]

5. I'm not white, I'm chromatically challenged

[hfojvt]

6. that's kinda harsh, isn't it?

Did you see Letterman's interview with Pam Stout?
http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show/video/?pid=UexaFBKqJsEgGFy3jich3GgdKvrTvOe7&vs=Default&play=true

[XOKCowboy]

8. Auntie Pam? Wasn't she sweet? Plus totally uninformed, brainwashed...

and perfectly happy to spout anything she'd been told by Fox News and Rush Limbaugh. She couldn't back up any of her claims and was positive that her view was right because of what she'd been told. Pretty much just like what was posted. The only thing missing is she seem to be not violent. Plenty more the TeaBaggers think just like her and are terrified that we elected a President with brown skin and do tend toward violence when it comes to that kind of thing.

Auntie Pam is only representative of the TeaBaggers because like the rest she's a white person who believes the Fox News cabal. Don't fool yourself that Scorpio's description describes a majority of the TeaBaggers.

[MrScorpio]

9. Ignorance is bliss

If Big Pharma could take that amount of cluelessness, synthesize it into tablet form and sell it on the open market, we'd have instant Idiocacy.

These people are nothing but a bunch of regressively minded know-nothings who are yearning for a fantasy America that only existed in their empty heads.

They should never, ever be allowed to take power and make policy...

Otherwise, we're all fucked.

[DesertFlower]

7. K&R. nt