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-you put up billboards linking Obama to Ft. Hood -you think black people cannot be True Americans(TM) much less the president of the United States -you think Obama's father was Malcolm X because of course all black people look the same if they're wearing glasses :eyes: -you think there's a conspiracy going back 48 years to install Obama in office under false pretenses -you don't care that McCain was born in Panama because he's a Real American(TM) (aka "he's white, Republican, and doesn't have a foreign-sounding name") -you won't stop bitching unless Obama comes to your house and personally shows you his birth certificate -...and even then, you won't accept its legitimacy unless it looks something like the following:
Name: Barack Saddam Hussein Osbama Hitler the 666th Birthplace: Deathtoamerica, Kenya Date of Birth: September 11, 2001 Religion: Muslim Nationality: Al-Qaeda Father's name: Malcolm X Mother's name: Stanley Ann Ihateamerica Durnham
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