Will Tea Baggers start wearing Pirate Eye Patches when they go to Somalia?

[AnArmyVeteran]

Conservative extremist tea baggers hate all laws, all regulations and all government. So if they were as principled as they say they are they will soon be going to Somalia where it is a libertarian utopia. Somalia has no functioning government which makes it a conservative's wet dream. And it seems everyone there carries automatic assault weapons, another conservative wet dream. And the country is a virtual anarchist state, so why aren't tea baggers lining up to get flights to Somalia so they live in paradise?

And since piracy seems to be the leading 'industry' and the largest part of Somalia's gross natural product what is stopping a mass exodus of right wing, conservative extremist, tea baggers from putting on their pirate eye patches and funny hats and flying to Somalia? They all want to leave the union of the United States anyway, so Somalia would be their perfect destination.

I wonder what it would cost if all of us chipped in to send every right wing extremist to that libertarian utopia? I wonder how long it would take for them to start longing for all the socialistic conveniences provided by the US government?

[AnArmyVeteran]

1. Palin duh dud...

[AnArmyVeteran]

2. I forgot, is there an official second amendment in Somalia?