You know, I can really relate to Glenn Beck.

[arcadian]

Here he is cracking a joke about socialism while flying around on his private jet. I mean who hasn't done that? Oh and M&Ms on a silver platter? Every friggin day of my life. I mean it's the little things in life like being served candy from silver trays while on my private jet that really makes it for me. Oh and this quote:

"Last time I checked, when I don't pay my taxes, I got the IRS so far down my throat, that's all I can think about until we get straight. I've got friends that owed the IRS $300 or $400 that the IRS came after. It boggles my mind. It makes you wonder, well, who exactly is running the IRS and why exactly are they letting these particular people get away with such nonsense like that."

http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/196/20929/

Don't look now Glenn, but your buddy John Rich quoted above you in that article doesn't like guys who fly around in private jets.

And another thing Glenn, you don't pay your taxes, you have an army of accountants and lawyers trying find loopholes for you so you don't have to pay your taxes. And when you do have to pay taxes you do so reluctantly. So if you ever get audited you'll be on a beach in Saint Thomas with out a care in the world, letting your servants take care of it for you.

But I'm sure your army of teabaggers can relate to you Glenn Beck, because you're just a regular guy.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

1. Hmm, wonder where a grown man sleeping with a doll fits in. (n/t)

[tosh]

2. Really. And even that doll looks exactly like

it is being held against its will.

[murielm99]

3. If I had any candy sitting around on silver platters, it would not be

M&M's. I like them, but I think I would find candy that is a little more classy and pricey to put on a silver platter.

[Orsino]

4. Beck has no excuse for not paying his taxes.

It's not a burden on him. If he didn't pay, he would deserve IRS agents figuratively forcing things down his throat.

Meanwhile, back on earth, the tax burden has been shifted away from the Beck elite, and onto the rest of us.