Photos: Flat Stanley and Multi-Dimensional Barack Take a Field Trip

[Clio the Leo]

"I think I'll throw them the 'James Bond' again this time."
President Barack Obama boards Air Force One at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland, Friday, April 2, 2010.


US President Barack Obama greets soldiers upon arriving in Charlotte, North Carolina, on April 2, 2010.


US President Barack Obama poses holding a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Stanley">'flatstanley' with an unidetified man before boarding Air Force One at Charlotte Douglas International Airport in Charlotte, North Carolina,


http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2010/04/02/jobs-we-are-beginning-turn-corner">On Jobs: "We Are Beginning to Turn the Corner"
President Barack Obama speaks during a visit at the Celgard company in Charlotte, N.C.




"You dont believe that I have eyes in the back of my head? I'll show you..."


"I have an entire HEAD in the back of my head ... that's how I can see when the BS is sneaking up on me."












"This is how I control Joe Biden. I've got him trained to now only gaffe when it is politically beneficial."


"I dont REALLY have a head in the back of my head. That was just a reflection!"


"Actually, Michelle gets upset with me when I leave the TP coming from underneath like this. She likes it to come over the top."


"My clone is coming along nicely gentleman. Good work. Think you'll have him ready to run in 2016?"


Signs reads: "Apple is the only thing preventing you all from becoming a Chinese territory."
A paramilitary guard stands outside the Xinhua Gate of the Zhongnanhai leadership compound, the residence of China's President Hu Jintao, in front of a sign that reads 'Serve the People' located in the centre of Beijing April 2, 2010. U.S. President Barack Obama spoke with Chinese President Hu Jintao for about an hour on Thursday, discussing Iran and G20 commitments to produce economic growth, the White House said.

[liberalmuse]

1. Hilarious, as always!

Thanks!

[Pirate Smile]

2. You certainly have a way with words, Clio.

;)

You RAWK!

[Clio the Leo]

3. No .... YOU! NT

[Kdillard]

4. Hilarious. k and r

[Jennicut]

5. I adore Flat Stanley.

I am studying to be a preschool teacher and the kids at the preschool I have done observations at love him. Lots of schools have projects where Flat Stanley goes off on adventures and they write about it.

[babylonsister]

6. Clio, you are a riot!

:spray: Great pics, and the captions are hilarious!

[Phx_Dem]

7. Very funny, Clio. As always.