Governor Palin skyrocketed to fame and fortune during the 2008 presidential campaign when she was chosen as a running mate by a clearly drugged and disoriented ninety-three year old Republican presidential candidate named John McCain. Senator McCain realized he had over medicated and picked the wrong person when he met Mrs. Palin and discovered she was a victim of childhood lead poisoning and had an I.Q. of 71.
<break>
So if you’re one of the hundreds of millions of red-blooded Americans who are sick of science and technology and believe things will magically fix themselves if you just pray… super hard, or if you don’t feel like you should have to pay taxes to be a member of our society because it’s not fair government money gets spent on things you don’t like, or if you think handing a Glock to your eleven year-old to carry around for protection is a dandy idea, then by God, Sarah Palin is your American Messiah.
Edited to add more funny.