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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 05:40 PM
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Freeper Poetry: Poem about Sarah Palin's bus tour taking over Rolling Thunder
Give you an idea of the nuts that poor Rolling Thunder organizer has had to deal with since Sarah told her fans she was starting BusAPalooza at this non-partisan event...IT IS TO VOMIT, SERIOUSLY....

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2726016/posts


Tribute to Sarah Palin and her bus tour
Self | Helen
Posted on May 27, 2011 9:07:44 AM PDT by Helen

Roll on. Roll on. Mighty Thunder.
Make the rumble drown out the lies.
Make the light outshine the darkness.
Feel the hunger of the people;
Feel the anger of the people;
Feel the power of the people;
Who hear your message as you roll.
Who join in spirit as you roll.
Our founding documents declare
We are one nation under God,
A nation indivisible.
Feel the unity of the people;
Feel the patriotism grow;
Feel the kindred spirit renew
As you roll on. Sarah. Roll on.
As the mighty thunder rolls on.
Politicians and reporters
They tremble as they watch you roll.
They try in vain to silence you.
Watch the false gods they all worship;
Watch the shaking shiny shoes;
Watch the blatant desperation
As they helplessly watch you roll.
They can not control how you roll.
Roll on. Roll on, Mighty Thunder,
Throughout this beautiful country.
Show us again its history
As you roll on. Sarah. Roll on.


:yoiks: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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Maru Kitteh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 05:49 PM
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1. OMG I haven't laughed that hard all day. Maybe all week.
I have to automatically LURVE any thread that has "Freeper poetry" in it anyway.....

That is .... AWESOME..... :rofl:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 05:51 PM
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2. They see me rollin.' They laughin.'
That poem is so magnificently awful that I can't decide whether to laugh or hurl.
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Maru Kitteh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:56 PM
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23. Laugh. It tastes better than hurl. n/t
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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 01:56 AM
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38. "They see me mowing. my front lawn"
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 07:39 AM
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45. ROFL! That's a keeper!
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Capt. America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 05:53 PM
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3. Watch the false gods they all worship;
Sorry lady, I don't worship any gods, false or not.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 05:54 PM
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4. brings a tear to my eye
ever laugh so hard you cried? Glad I didn't wet myself.
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tabasco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 06:06 PM
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5. I've never been more concerned about the lack of mental health care
in this country.
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distantearlywarning Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 06:08 PM
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6. Oh, jeez.
:eyes:
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senseandsensibility Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 06:13 PM
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7. kick for the comedy gold
LOL
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d_b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 06:26 PM
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8. recs and lulz
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Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 06:31 PM
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9. Sheeesh! It reads as if written by a NAZI for NAZIs.
Good thing Rolling Thunder is made up of Americans who recognize a NAZI neocon job when they see -- and hear -- one.
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Permanut Donating Member (477 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 06:33 PM
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10. K & R, this is a treasure
this thread, that is, not the cheesy poem. Great find, K8-EEE!
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classysassy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 06:57 PM
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11. Roll on Sarah
down to Arizona,the brain dead await you with open arms.
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silenttigersong Donating Member (339 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:07 PM
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12. Is the poet
refering to $arah, as Mighty Thunder?I know, I too wish the Palin would roll down the road.,right off a great, and mighty American cliff.My spirit would rejoice,as kindred spirits, did the happy dance.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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reggaehead Donating Member (63 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 11:14 PM
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33. I kind of like the name "Rolling-Thunder" for Scary
Isn't thunder just noise?
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Control-Z Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:12 PM
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13. Watch the shaking shiny shoes?
Whoa. How cool are they?

I want a pair.
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:15 PM
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14. "Watch the shaking shiny shoes" ???
That deserves a triple.

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:17 PM
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15. ** To the tune of "Old Smoky" EVERYBODY!
:woohoo:
--imm
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:20 PM
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16. "By the shores of Gitchee-Goomie..."
I'm sure Longfellow is spinning like a top.

Btw if the short teaser I saw on LO was any indication, Rolling Thunder is none too happy about La Palin trying to piggyback on their good name.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:25 PM
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17. Obviously a constitutional scholar wrote this.
"Our founding documents declare
We are one nation under God,
A nation indivisible."

What? Seriously? I somehow doubt that the genius who wrote this shit can provide a "founding document" that says that.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 10:40 PM
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31. I think she meant "Fondling document" .
At least that's how I read it at first.
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tblue37 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 07:31 AM
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43. Apparently they confuse the tacky revised version of the Pledge
with the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution.
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Old and In the Way Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:34 PM
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18. FR is really turing into the Sarah Palin Fan Club.
The intelligence pool is getting dangerously shallow over there and what's left isn't pretty. Group reality denial is very strong.
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RayOfHope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:36 PM
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19. Comedy gold. "As you roll on. Sarah. Roll on." n/t
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:46 PM
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20. My advice to that freeper would be to not give up his day job.
:rofl:
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:48 PM
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21. "Watch the shaking shiny shoes;" Oh my that is bad.
:puke:
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Habibi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:55 PM
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22. Oh, come on. That had to have been written by a paid
Dem troll. :-)
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The Magistrate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 07:57 PM
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24. There Is Only One Line Missing, Ma'am....
"A mighty wind is blowing, blowing you, blowing me."
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 11:33 PM
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35. I just spit my iced tea at the screen.
You owe me a new screen, sir.:spray:
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XanaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 08:09 PM
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25. That's...a....poem
all right. :wtf:
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Mojorabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 08:32 PM
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26. I wish I had written this
and posted it there. LOL. Too hilarious!
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WorseBeforeBetter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 09:08 PM
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27. Cue William Shatner and the bongos. (n/t)
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 10:36 PM
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29. LOL!! nt
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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 09:16 PM
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28. Live to eat Cheetos, eat Cheetos to live!
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 10:36 PM
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30. Is this what's called "sweet nothings"?
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 11:12 PM
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32. Most awesome response to brilliant poem:
Well done, Helen!

If ignorance is our worst enemy, we must
all do what Sarah and her family are doing...
RE-EDUCATE at every opportunity.

Ive petitioned the Lord to instantly lift
this veil and turn the light of truth on
in the people. Im asking for a miracle.

Ive also petitioned my pastor to allow one
evening a week for what I am for now calling,
A DATE WITH DESTINY. A fellowship format
using informational media like the Truth
Project, The Light and the Glory, Amazing
Grace, Answers in Genesis and Summit
Conference material.

My goal is to answer Gods call on my heart
to battle specific areas:

1. THE NEW ATHEISM
2. HISTORICAL ILLITERACY
3. BIBLICAL ACCURACY
4. FOUNDERS FUNDAMENTALS
5. CONSTITUTIONAL LITERACY

:crazy:
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PotatoChip Donating Member (481 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-11 11:22 PM
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34. Wow. Just when you think it couldn't get any more ridiculous-
there is this... :wtf: -- :rofl:
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tblue37 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 07:36 AM
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44. OMG! Look at what that Freeper says he/she wants to BATTLE!
Edited on Sat May-28-11 07:36 AM by tblue37
My goal is to answer Gods call on my heart
to battle specific areas:

1. THE NEW ATHEISM
2. HISTORICAL ILLITERACY
3. BIBLICAL ACCURACY
4. FOUNDERS FUNDAMENTALS
5. CONSTITUTIONAL LITERACY
He/she wants to battle biblical accuracy, Founder's <sic> fundamentals, and constitutional literacy! Well, darn, they have certainly picked the right group to align themselves with, and the right spokesmodel for that group!

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GoCubsGo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 03:48 PM
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49. Snork!
"My goal is to answer Gods call on my heart
to battle specific areas:...

2. HISTORICAL ILLITERACY
3. BIBLICAL ACCURACY
4. FOUNDERS FUNDAMENTALS
5. CONSTITUTIONAL LITERACY"


Well, when they work on the "biblical accuracy", I hope they pay real close attention to that part about moving the plank from one's own eye before worrying about the sliver in one's neighbor's eye.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 05:55 PM
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50. Daughter Blender, or Bliven, or whatever her name is,
is for Gay Marriage, so what of that?

The claim is that the family is "re-educating".

I'm joking of course, the whole idea is ridiculous, but I'm sure the author of that critique is doing a fine job battling Constitutional literacy.
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pamela Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 12:02 AM
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36. That's hysterical.
Free Republic is going to be so much fun for the next two years. They don't like any of the repub contenders except the batshit crazies, they're "zotting" anyone who supports Romney and plan to vote third party if he is elected. Hell, they are doing more to get Obama re-elected than we are. I can't wait to see all their heads explode when that happens. Good times.
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 01:39 AM
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37. Totally agree, Sarah and her cult has become the RNC's worst nightmare
You are right they (and Sarah, and Paul Ryan) are the Dems' best friend!
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silenttigersong Donating Member (339 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 03:33 AM
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39. Quick..someone send this to Colbert at comedy central n/t
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deacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 06:01 AM
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40. Yes, it is hard to think of a word that rhymes with "roll". Oy!
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 07:13 AM
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41. There once was a quitter on Twitter
Whose tweets grew increasingly bitter.
Is she running or not?
Hey, she'll give it a shot.
That sad bitter quitter on Twitter.
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 03:04 PM
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46. LOL!! nt
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 05:57 PM
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51. +10
Heh.
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pintobean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 07:21 AM
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42. Must be a Vogon.
Edited on Sat May-28-11 07:25 AM by pintobean
Edit: I had n/t in the subject line, then noticed my post number. :rofl:
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GoCubsGo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 03:41 PM
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47. LOL!!!
And, I think it may surpass the Vogons in its horridness.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 03:44 PM
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48. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
Freepers write shit poetry
and Sarah's a tool
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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 05:58 PM
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52. Cant have been written by a Freeper...
None of the words are misspelled.
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sufrommich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-11 05:58 PM
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53. Where can one purchase these shaking shiny shoes? nt
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-11 08:12 PM
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54. Sarah will be selling them from out of her trunk soon.
No doubt.
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Adenoid_Hynkel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-30-11 12:35 AM
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55. they really think she has a chance of being elected, don't they
first off, she's not running. period.

second, when was the last time a candidate with a 60% negative/30% positive rating elected to anything?
John Edwards probably has as much of shot of becoming president as Sarah.
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