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marmar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 07:38 PM Original message |
Cat called for jury duty |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 07:40 PM Response to Original message |
1. A cat would never make it through Voir Dire |
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boston bean (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 07:42 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. one meow guilty, two meows not guilty. nt |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 07:43 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. It would be the defense attorney who challenged - a jury of cats would be |
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kimi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 08:04 PM Response to Reply #3 |
17. LOL |
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GentryDixon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-15-11 07:04 PM Response to Reply #3 |
34. The face rub would be a good sign for the DA. |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-15-11 07:17 PM Response to Reply #1 |
36. A cat could be empaneled if the attorney for the defendant was Purry Mason. |
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pinboy3niner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-17-11 12:13 PM Response to Reply #36 |
52. Maybe they have a feliny trial coming up |
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muriel_volestrangler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
4. So, how many more pets were listed on the census? |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 07:47 PM Response to Original message |
5. What kind of moron lists a pet on the census? |
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Princess Turandot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-15-11 03:59 AM Response to Reply #5 |
30. If you watch the video, it appears that pets were a category on the form.. |
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Le Taz Hot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-15-11 05:22 AM Response to Reply #30 |
32. It had to be a local one. |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-17-11 01:32 PM Response to Reply #32 |
53. MA has an annual state census and IIRC it did ask about # of dogs. n/t |
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treestar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 07:50 PM Response to Original message |
6. Reminds me of a cartoon |
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rocktivity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 07:54 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. I saw a cartoon of Michael Vick in a courtroom |
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kimi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 08:10 PM Response to Reply #8 |
20. I had to look this cartoon up |
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davidinalameda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 09:46 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. I love Ren and Stimpy |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-15-11 07:50 PM Response to Reply #20 |
38. Ren will make sure he gets the chair. |
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TroglodyteScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-17-11 12:05 PM Response to Reply #38 |
51. Very nice! n/t |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-15-11 08:08 PM Response to Reply #8 |
40. I can't remember where the yellow dog between Droopy and Ren is from. |
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boppers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-15-11 11:50 PM Response to Reply #40 |
42. Mother Goose and Grimm. |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-16-11 09:51 AM Response to Reply #42 |
44. (Browse a bit) Weak, unfunny cartoon. (Closes tab) |
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Gemini Cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-16-11 12:00 AM Response to Reply #40 |
43. Grimm or Grim |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-15-11 11:45 PM Response to Reply #6 |
41. +1 |
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kestrel91316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 07:52 PM Response to Original message |
7. Um, just one little problem with this story: the Census Bureau is statutorily barred from releasing |
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ZombieHorde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 07:59 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. Well that is interesting. I think jury duty is based off of voter registration in my State too. nt |
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jp11 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 07:59 PM Response to Reply #7 |
12. I imagined something along what you are describing that the owners used the cat's name with theirs |
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SoCalNative (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 08:05 PM Response to Reply #7 |
18. Not just voter registration in California, even L.A. anymore |
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Raine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-15-11 03:54 AM Response to Reply #18 |
28. Yes, you are exactly correct. nt |
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DCKit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 08:35 PM Response to Reply #7 |
22. +1 |
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davidinalameda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 09:49 PM Response to Reply #7 |
25. or by getting a driver license |
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PoliticAverse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-17-11 11:27 AM Response to Reply #7 |
47. Interesting question... |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-17-11 11:41 AM Response to Reply #7 |
48. In MA, you also get on jury lists |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-17-11 01:35 PM Response to Reply #7 |
54. As a former MA resident I think it's from the state census data. |
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Kennah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
9. Do you require special accommodations? |
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NYC_SKP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 07:55 PM Response to Original message |
10. Well it's not like the cat has a job or other important things to do. |
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MattBaggins (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
13. I would have never filled out the disqualification papers |
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kimi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 08:03 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Yeah, this!! |
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JoePhilly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-15-11 07:04 PM Response to Reply #13 |
35. You could say that your cat can tell if a person is guility right away ... |
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SoCalNative (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 08:03 PM Response to Original message |
14. Since when was the Census allowed to be used |
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ProdigalJunkMail (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 09:55 PM Response to Reply #14 |
26. someone is fudging on how the cat's name got out |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
16. Damn we did not list the kids |
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Hissyspit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
19. I served on a jury with Sal The Cat |
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Sabriel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 08:14 PM Response to Original message |
21. I just talked to Pepper and Saffy |
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canoeist52 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-11 09:17 PM Response to Original message |
23. Our MA town does a yearly household person and pet count. |
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eridani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-15-11 03:39 AM Response to Original message |
27. Why didn't the census supervisor catch that one? |
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varkam (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-15-11 03:57 AM Response to Original message |
29. I would stuff my pockets full of catnip before doing my closing argument. |
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NuclearDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-15-11 05:20 AM Response to Original message |
31. Juror 12, please stop sniffing Juror 11 |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-17-11 11:46 AM Response to Reply #31 |
49. And please refrain from licking your ass until the next break... |
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felix_numinous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-15-11 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
33. Register him as a Republican |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-15-11 07:36 PM Response to Original message |
37. Why didn't they teach him English!!?? |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-15-11 07:52 PM Response to Original message |
39. I would like to be tried by a jury of my purrers. |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-16-11 09:54 AM Response to Original message |
45. Can she raise her right paw and swear an oath ? :p nt |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-16-11 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
46. Oh, snort. |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-17-11 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
50. OK, kidding aside... |
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