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ThisThreadIsSatire Donating Member (697 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 10:35 PM
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BREAKING: Birthers Question Legitimacy of New GOP Chair
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BREAKING: Birthers Question Legitimacy of New GOP Chair

Shortly after Reince Priebus was elected to replace Michael Steele as Chairman of the Republican National Committee, Birther Movement founder Orly Taitz told reporters that she has already been in touch with RNC headquarters and has submitted a formal request for a copy of Mr. Priebus’ birth certificate.

“I remember hearing him speak once, and I distinctly remember him telling the audience that he was born and raised in Kenosha,” Ms. Taitz, or ‘Orka’ as she was known to friends growing up with her in the area of the former Soviet Union which is now Moldova told reporters. “I forget exactly where in Africa Kenosha is, but based on his name and complexion, I’m guessing it was once a part of South Africa — which would make sense as it’s only appropriate that the party — if they did intend to put a foreigner in charge — would elect someone with firsthand knowledge of how successful a repressive white-minority government can be.”

While it is not against Party rules for the chairman to be born outside of the United States, Ms. Taitz added that, “it just sets a bad example and gives the appearance that the party is getting soft on immigration. I mean, first the Schvartzer and now this?”

Ms. Taitz also announced that she and her supporters are planning to picket Mr. Priebus’ first official event as Party Chairman, a $500,000 a plate fundraising luncheon with executives from Wall Street and the banking community that is expected to allow the GOP to repay the $20 million debt it accrued during Mr. Steele’s tenure, “and still have the least a few million left over.”

January 14th, 2011 | Tags: birther movement, birthers, G.O.P., Michael Steele, Orly Taitz, Reince Priebus, Republican | Category: Politics, Satire
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Anakin Skywalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 10:51 PM
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1. Ha ha! Funny stuff.
Edited on Fri Jan-14-11 11:33 PM by Anakin Skywalker
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 10:54 PM
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2. Taitz resurfaces, in desperate attempt to be relevant.
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 10:55 PM
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3. If they had any consistency they would
And they never worried about McCain's birth in Panama.
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ThisThreadIsSatire Donating Member (697 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 10:57 PM
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4. Well at least...
he has much nicer skin than Noriega...

(just sayin')
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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 10:59 PM
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5. Heh. Kenosha actually is another world entirely. ;)
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 11:05 PM
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6. I spent an evening in Kenosha once
It seemed pleasant enough

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suffragette Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 11:11 PM
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7. "based on his name and complexion"
That's at the center of this statement and at the core of everything Orly and the birthers think and do.
Can't get any clearer than that about their thought process and motivations.

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msanthrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 11:17 PM
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8. "Whoosh" goes the sound above this thread.
Jeebus, people.

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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 11:18 PM
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9. Shyeah, ya think?
:P

Seriesly, folks, this 'tis the satire.
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ThisThreadIsSatire Donating Member (697 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 11:28 PM
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10. Thanks, but...
look at the name you're responding to...
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msanthrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 11:29 PM
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11. And I don't even want to admit how much liquor is currently incapacitating
me right now...

But, jeebus, people...
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 11:29 PM
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12. Oily Taint...what kind of name is that?
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ThisThreadIsSatire Donating Member (697 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 11:32 PM
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13. Give credit where credit is due...
Personally, I respect truth in advertising...
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-11 12:00 AM
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18. Ha Ha Ha!
:rofl:
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 11:33 PM
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14. No doubt it's because his name is gonna fuck them up good
"Wait, is it I before E except after C? Or ... wait, this guy cheats!!!"
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ThisThreadIsSatire Donating Member (697 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-11 08:45 AM
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19. Just imagine...
some of the Tea Party signs...
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 11:37 PM
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15. Only one little problem with calling this "satire"
Orly would do that.
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ThisThreadIsSatire Donating Member (697 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 11:39 PM
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16. If she knew what it meant... nt
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-11 11:58 PM
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17. you know, the really sad part about this is that it would not surprise me at all for her to actually
do something like that.

it's pretty sad when one has to check the link to see whether it is from the Onion or something similar, as there are days it becomes harder and harder to tell.
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-11 09:20 AM
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20. If Taitz were to really challenge him it would be difficult for Preibus to
produce a birth certificate that she would accept. I just got my Wisconsin BC from my parents last week and it is a photostatic copy that is the size of an index card. That is what they provided to parents back in the 1950's.
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