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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:28 PM
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So My Circumcised Kid Dropped His 30 Shot Clip While Being Breast Fed At Olive Garden
I was outside having a smoke at the time.

Did I leave anything out?

:evilgrin:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:28 PM
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1. How old is the kid?
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:30 PM
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2. That's Personal...
:shrug:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:41 PM
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13. Well if you won't say, I'm going to assume that the kid is a teenager
And breast-feeding a teen is just plain wrong...
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:31 PM
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3. My pit bull could beat up your circumcised kid.
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:35 PM
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8. Our Circumcised Pit Bull Was Having The Veal
Loved it.
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RobinA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 11:54 PM
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24. As Long As
you got that pit bull from a rescue and not a breeder...
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:31 PM
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4. Tell me how you perceive religion and I'll let you know
:evilgrin:
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:32 PM
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5. Did he order the veal?

:shrug:
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:35 PM
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9. See Post #8
:shrug:
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 11:00 PM
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19. See post #5.

:P
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:34 PM
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6. Just that a moderate Dem ran over your Pony with his coal fired SUV.
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:36 PM
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10. Aw Crap...
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:hi:
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:39 PM
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11. Well...
:rofl:

:hi:
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Electric Monk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:35 PM
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7. corn flake chicken?
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pnwmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:40 PM
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12. Your kid wouldn't have dropped his 30 shot clip
if he'd had all 46 vaccinations.
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Autumn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:42 PM
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14. You left out the part
where he never liked or supported Obama.:evilgrin:
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Cerridwen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:43 PM
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15. Is he child-free or childless?
Careful, your answer depends on whether he's a hairy, scary feminist.

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Puregonzo1188 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:43 PM
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16. I take it you used corporal punishment to teach him that such behavior was unacceptable?
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beevul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:54 PM
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17. The olive garden breastfeeding loophole...
Did he get a background check? :evilgrin:
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 10:57 PM
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18. Was there a pitbull involved?
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 11:02 PM
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20. You forget to tell us where his pit bull was.
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pa28 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 11:04 PM
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21. The Chevy Suburban, the other four crying siblings and your "weight problem".
That should cover it.

:thumbsup:
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 11:16 PM
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22. Palin's response
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ProgressiveProfessor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 11:47 PM
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23. Did he nuke the gay whales for Jeebus while he was at it?
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aikoaiko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-11 12:00 AM
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25. Were you smoking and playing a game on Facebook on your smartphone at the time?
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-11 12:10 AM
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26. You left out the porn rocket that NASA used to fake their moon bombing.
And the homeopathic remedies that cured the indigo PETA members who participated in the advance psychic guard telekinetic action to stop it.
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Turborama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-11 12:16 AM
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27. Were you discussing tower 7 with folks from FDL while you were having the smoke?
And what were you smoking?
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