If your dog eats $1,000 how do you get it back? Pour peroxide down it's throat of course. Duh.

[The Straight Story]

Florida dog eats $1,000 in cash
Couple forced dog to throw up to get money back


Many people have heard the excuse "a dog ate my homework," but not many can say they have heard of a dog eating $1,000 cash.

But that's what a St. Augustine couple said their dog Tuity, a Labrador Retriever, chow, bulldog mix, did.

...

She withdrew the money, paper clipped it together and left it in an envelope on the counter. Lawrenson and her husband went to work, but when her husband came home on his lunch break, the envelope was gone.

When he looked in the living room, he saw pieces of one-hundred dollar bills scattered across the floor. The rest, including the paper clip, was in Tuity's stomach.

Lawrenson's husband poured peroxide down Tuity's throat before she came home on her lunch break.

http://www.clickorlando.com/Florida-dog-eats-1-000-in-cash/-/1637238/4726954/-/8wqfob/-/index.html

[lumberjack_jeff]

1. Our dog ate a diamond earring.

Peroxide worked great.

[The Straight Story]

2. Cleans their teeth too :) (nt)

[Arkansas Granny]

3. My daughter had to do this after her dog got into a box of chocolates.

[Brickbat]

4. Haaa, I totally would have done that, too.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

5. as long as you have more than half the bill

and the serial is complete and readable you should be good...

sP

[pintobean]

6. Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.

You mean, we're smokin' dog shit, man?

Smoking Labrador
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFwtWaONcN8

:rofl:

[cmd]

7. My dog once ate my paycheck

I turned in the remnants and the central office issues a new one. I was teaching at the time, so the office workers got a huge laugh out of it playing off the "dog ate my homework" jokes.

[chaska]

8. For godsake people, keep stuff put away where your animals can't get it.