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snagglepuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-11 04:36 PM
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Did God call Cain to be president?
Nein Nein Nein.


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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-11 04:45 PM
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1. If God called Cain, then I'm willing to bet it was a wrong number
Maybe God was trying to reach that other Cain...
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snagglepuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-11 06:00 PM
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3. You might be on to something. Maybe he wanted to tell Cain that he's not
Able.
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-11 05:11 PM
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2. Yes, I did.
Edited on Sat Nov-12-11 05:12 PM by Ikonoklast
I gotta admit, I love fucking with the guy, I'm going to pull the "I Command You To Build Me An Ark!" routine on him next.

That one always cracks Me up; it's an oldie but a goodie.
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-11 06:04 PM
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4. Noah, how long can you tread water?
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4moronyears Donating Member (20 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-11 06:13 PM
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5. Well, to be honest
I'm not sure if Cain is mentally competent, and may be just a schizo much like Bachmann.

These people needed the mental help that their idol Raygun shut down years ago.

But who knows.

I'm not a qualified psychiatrist, so i cannot make that analysis.

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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-11 06:58 PM
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6. I'm sure that millions of dead from the chaos of the 1940s rest peacefully knowing
that God intervenes on behalf of Republicans in the U.S. ... and answers THEIR prayers, not those at that time ...
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demosincebirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-11 07:09 PM
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7. I never trust a person who said that God told him...anything.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-11 07:11 PM
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8. No.
Cain is doing this to give the Chrispies a hard-on for him. Invoking God=Ohhh, he thinks he's a Christian, SQUEEEE!
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-11 07:16 PM
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9. Where did God get Herman's phone number?
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Obamanaut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-11 07:18 PM
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10. Maybe. God hasn't talked to me about it, but it's possible I suppose. nt
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