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Cassandra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-11 11:50 PM
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Great pepper spray reviews on Amazon
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Dawson Leery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 12:00 AM
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1. K/R
:thumbsup:
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 12:00 AM
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2. Very funny comments. I love how people have taken over Amazon review section!!!

"609 of 622 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Product Warnng: This procuct multiplies protesters

I casually used this product to try to disperse a small band of non-violent campers who had locked their arms together. Although initially it seemed to be effective, it took two applications! The worst part is that the next day they multiplied exponentially! Now what?

One positive outcome, I did receive a paid vacation for my efforts".
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Betsy Ross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 12:01 AM
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3. Charming! n/t
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 12:04 AM
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4. "An Enema of the People!"
:rofl:
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 12:07 AM
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5. Perfect!
Too funny! :thumbsup:
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 12:14 AM
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6. The "Customer Images" are all there too.
Ridicule is turning out to be a hell of a tool for the 99%.
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gristy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 12:38 AM
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8. Indeed
I seem to recall articles where ridicule was given as an important milestone in one's fight against oppression.
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gristy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 12:36 AM
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7. Now THIS is FUNNY
The most helpful favorable review
2,720 of 2,761 people found the following review helpful:

Whenever I need to breezily inflict discipline on unruly citizens, I know I can trust Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray to get the job done! The power of reason is no match for Defense Technology's superior repression power. When I reach for my can of Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray, I know that even the mighty First Amendment doesn't stand a chance against its many scovil units of civil rights suppression.

When I feel threatened by students, no matter how unarmed, peaceful and seated they may be, I know that Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray has got my back as I casually spray away at point blank range.

It really is the Cadillac of citizen repression technology.

Buy a whole case!

The most helpful critical review
652 of 667 people found the following review helpful:

I casually used this product to try to disperse a small band of non-violent campers who had locked their arms together. Although initially it seemed to be effective, it took two applications! The worst part is that the next day they multiplied exponentially! Now what?

One positive outcome, I did receive a paid vacation for my efforts.
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MedleyMisty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 12:42 AM
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9. Amazon reviews are really an art form
Edited on Wed Nov-23-11 12:42 AM by MedleyMisty
You should find some of the ridiculously priced items and read the reviews of them. And, of course, the three wolf moon shirt. :)

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B002HJ377A/ref=cm_cr_dp_hist_5?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&filterBy=addFiveStar

That's why we will win. We have all the creativity, intelligence, and humor on our side. :)
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Petrushka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 02:55 AM
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10. Thanks for the link! I posted it on my FB wall. K & R (eom)
:kick:
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Cassandra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 08:14 AM
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13. Great, that's where I found it.
Makes me miss the reviews for The Pet Goat.
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 08:33 AM
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15. I did too.
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 02:57 AM
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11. K&R!
63 of 64 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Great stuff!, November 22, 2011

By James M. Rogers - See all my reviews
This review is from: Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray (Misc.)

Since the government said that it is OK to use Pepper spray on both young and old I bought a case of this stuff and I have been using it everyday. When junior doesn't want to do his homework or gets lippy a little pepper spray really changes his attitude. And when grandma doesn't want to move from her chair a heavy spray down with a can of this stuff gets her right up and crawling.

Certainly the government could never be wrong about using this stuff on 10 year old kids or 84 year old grandmothers.



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winstars Donating Member (405 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 03:16 AM
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12. There are over 180 reviews, virtually ALL are funny!!! nt
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 08:33 AM
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14. Okay, I couldn't resist. I had to add one.
There is some great stuff there.
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 11:05 AM
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16. a review from another thread, I thought this was hysterially funny.
"I was really excited to receive the pepper spray. My favorite Fox News personality, Miss Megyn Kelly, mentioned it the other night so I figured it had to be super duper. I have to say I'm pretty disappointed. It's not nearly as easy to put on my eggs and saltines as a few dashes of Tabasco. I have to be honest and say the taste is pretty darned gross too. I'm not sure why Miss Kelly uses this stuff. She must have taste buds of steel.

I was going to give the product a two-star rating, but had to drop it to a one-star when I accidentally turned around and sprayed my six year old son when he sneaked up behind me at the table.
I just cannot take screaming that loud this early in the morning.
Trust me, just use Tabasco instead."

I log onto the Amazon page just to rec the great reviews...hee hee hee.
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 06:57 AM
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17. OMG! That's mine.
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 07:09 AM
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19. +10000
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 07:01 AM
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18. I'm on the floor.

:rofl:


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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 07:21 AM
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20. I haven't had a chance to look at them since yesterday afternoon.
I'm sitting here with my morning coffee with tears streaming down my face. Who needs pepper spray to cry when you have access to people with such wit? There are some fabulous ones on there! Amazon must be loving the heck out of the bump in traffic it's creating. I noticed the people who viewed the pepper spray also viewed the Kindle Fire and Kindle Touch in the ad box on the right. Uh huh.
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Magoo48 Donating Member (315 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 07:22 AM
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21. Way cool ridicule...very creative...without humor we all lose!
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-11 12:56 PM
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22. reviews added referencing the Wal Mart story
http://www.amazon.com/Defense-Technology-56895-Stream-Pepper/product-reviews/B0058EOAUE/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_recent?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

Great for use at Black Friday sales!, November 25, 2011

After seeing the reviews for this product, and learning it might not be quite a food additive. Had an idea that it might be great for use in keeping fellow Christmas shoppers away from the items I wanted at the Black Friday sales. Let me tell you, it works like a charm! The stream that didn't work right for another reviewer at his / her potato bar was great to keep those other people away from the $20 42" TVs. Nothing says Christmas like sharing the pepper goodness with the massses. I had to give it only 4 stars though as the authorities came after it's use. I hope the Walmart kept my items aside for me when I post bail!

:rofl:
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w8liftinglady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-11 01:18 PM
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23. OMG! I needed that laugh !
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durablend Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-11 01:26 PM
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24. Oooh, another one...
"If pepper spray is a vegetable product, then so is mustard gas. But when I wrote to the company, they refused to sell me any. Unfair. "

Yea! No fair!
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L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-11 01:27 PM
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25. K & R
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-11 01:43 PM
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26. These ones are a riot
It's a FOOD PRODUCT, essentially...



And the skewering of the Black Friday pepper spray incident:

Great for use at Black Friday sales!


Thank God I finished my coffee; otherwise, I would have destroyed my computer from spitting it out. :spray:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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durablend Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-11 01:54 PM
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27. Still reading!
Somebody should complain about the poor value of the product ("can not anywhere near big enough!")
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w8liftinglady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-11 06:14 PM
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28. you HAVE to look at the images posted... There are 78
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