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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 01:43 PM
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Caption Newt

Former House speaker and GOP presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich gestures to CNN moderator Wolf Blitzer at the conclusion of the Republican presidential debate on national security November 22, 2011 at the Daughters of the American Revolution (DAR) Constitution Hall in Washington, DC. The debate is being hosted by CNN in partnership with the Heritage Foundation and the American Enterprise Institute.




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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 01:45 PM
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1. Two of everything, that's how I roll. nt
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NeedleCast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 01:45 PM
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2. Can't Talk Now Wolfie, Gotta Take a #2
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SomethingFishy Donating Member (552 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 01:46 PM
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3. Two brain cells left... Two!
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jorno67 Donating Member (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 01:46 PM
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4. They only know about 2 affairs!
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NeedleCast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 01:46 PM
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5. Good One!
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LuckyLib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 01:48 PM
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6. "Two, two, two mints in one!"
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 01:49 PM
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7. I can count to 2
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daleanime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 01:50 PM
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8. "Oh, a wise guy....."
stomps feet and slaps face.:rofl:
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jpak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 06:15 PM
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31. "Pick two..."
:D
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 01:50 PM
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9. Sniff each finger and guess where its been.
Edited on Wed Nov-23-11 01:52 PM by alfredo
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dembotoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 01:56 PM
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10. i love this country so much that i now have to have 2 ongoing affairs at any given time
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Ship of Fools Donating Member (899 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 01:57 PM
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11. "Hi!! I'm two!"
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Harmony Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 02:04 PM
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12. "Wolfie I dropped a deuce earlier in the mens bathroom"
:freak:
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nykym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 02:07 PM
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13. I got two words fer ya Wolfie
and they ain't Happy Birthday!
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hamsterjill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 02:11 PM
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14. Gingrich The Newt
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 02:16 PM
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15. "Look Wolf!!...
...I just made a bunny-ears shadow on your lapel! Bunny ears on a Wolf! Am I hysterical or am I hysterical?!"
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Scuba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 02:18 PM
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16. "I had to lick the rosebuds of two billionaires to get where I am."
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 02:40 PM
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17. So I place these beneath my chin, push upward, and PRESTO ... no jowls!
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 02:42 PM
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18. Ahhh frankly! I still have 2 testicles. Count 'em 2!! nt
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 03:12 PM
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19. "No, Wolfie, it was only two mistresses that I was humping"
"Get your facts straight, son"
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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 03:14 PM
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20. Does Newt not know that in order to ask a question you need to get on stack?
You cannot just blurt out a question.

There are rules, Newt!
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Johonny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 03:20 PM
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21. Blitz I got two kids ready to work for yah cheap
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 03:25 PM
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22. Peace ... is not an option!
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hifiguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 03:30 PM
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23. Oink, OINK!! nt
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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 05:35 PM
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24. "Three"
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 05:40 PM
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25. See these? They're heading for your eyes, if you don't
give me, the brightest, smartest man on this stage, a lot more airtime.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 09:02 PM
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38. Where's Larry and Shemp?
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 10:50 PM
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39. You mean, parry and grinch?
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 05:41 PM
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26. I could swallow you in two bites....
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 06:01 PM
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27. "For you, two books for the price of three." nm
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ellisonz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 06:03 PM
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28. Look Wolf, I've even got crooked fingers.
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 06:08 PM
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29. That's TWO extra chromosomes. I'm special.
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 06:13 PM
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30. "I will paint any car for Two Ninety-nine Ninty-nine, or my name isn't Newt Gingrich."
Grifters gotta grift.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 06:21 PM
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32. Little bunny Foo Foo, hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head. ON THE HEAD!
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 06:22 PM
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33. Mark my words. Obama's getting two terms. Why are we even here?
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A Simple Game Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 07:34 PM
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34. Michele and I are going to be
in the back for a couple of minutes, don't start without us.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 07:35 PM
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35. 'i'll say it one more time'
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Cresent City Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 07:42 PM
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36. All my policies have two parts
Edited on Wed Nov-23-11 07:45 PM by Cresent City Kid
Healthcare:
1. Don't get sick
2. Don't get hurt

Economy:
1. Help the rich
2. Repeat

Foreign Policy:
1. Bomb, bomb, bomb,
2. Bomb, bomb Iran

This helps me avoid the embarrassment of forgetting the third thing.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 07:44 PM
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37. "There are two things in this world. Me and... and...
I can't remember the second."
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-11 10:52 PM
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40. I'm gonna shove these fingers into your eye sockets! Wait...what do you mean
The Three Stooges isn't a documentary?
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Snarkoleptic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-11 12:48 AM
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41. Wolfie...you're second in line behind Callista to give me a Dutch Rudder.
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